The Twelve Days of Christmas
17th december, 2018
On the first day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me…
And now he has my ID.
On the second day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me…
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the third day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the fourth day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Four private logins,
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the fifth day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Five proofs of address,
Four private logins,
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the sixth day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Six contact numbers,
Five proofs of address,
Four private logins,
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the seventh day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Seven ‘secure’ passwords,
Six contact numbers,
Five proofs of address,
Four private logins,
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the eighth day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Eight private emails,
Seven ‘secure’ passwords,
Six contact numbers,
Five proofs of address,
Four private logins,
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the ninth day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Nine account details,
Eight private emails,
Seven ‘secure’ passwords,
Six contact numbers,
Five proofs of address,
Four private logins,
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the tenth day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Ten gigs of data,
Nine account details,
Eight private emails,
Seven ‘secure’ passwords,
Six contact numbers,
Five proofs of address,
Four private logins,
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Eleven thousand dollars,
Ten gigs of data,
Nine account details,
Eight private emails,
Seven ‘secure’ passwords,
Six contact numbers,
Five proofs of address,
Four private logins,
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Twelve healthcare records,
Eleven thousand dollars,
Ten gigs of data,
Nine account details,
Eight private emails,
Seven ‘secure’ passwords,
Six contact numbers,
Five proofs of address,
Four private logins,
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
Oh I wish I’d had a Blockpass ID.
And now he has my ID.
On the second day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me…
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the third day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the fourth day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Four private logins,
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the fifth day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Five proofs of address,
Four private logins,
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the sixth day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Six contact numbers,
Five proofs of address,
Four private logins,
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the seventh day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Seven ‘secure’ passwords,
Six contact numbers,
Five proofs of address,
Four private logins,
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the eighth day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Eight private emails,
Seven ‘secure’ passwords,
Six contact numbers,
Five proofs of address,
Four private logins,
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the ninth day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Nine account details,
Eight private emails,
Seven ‘secure’ passwords,
Six contact numbers,
Five proofs of address,
Four private logins,
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the tenth day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Ten gigs of data,
Nine account details,
Eight private emails,
Seven ‘secure’ passwords,
Six contact numbers,
Five proofs of address,
Four private logins,
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Eleven thousand dollars,
Ten gigs of data,
Nine account details,
Eight private emails,
Seven ‘secure’ passwords,
Six contact numbers,
Five proofs of address,
Four private logins,
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
And now he has my ID.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, a hacker stole from me...
Twelve healthcare records,
Eleven thousand dollars,
Ten gigs of data,
Nine account details,
Eight private emails,
Seven ‘secure’ passwords,
Six contact numbers,
Five proofs of address,
Four private logins,
Three passport numbers,
Two driver’s license,
Oh I wish I’d had a Blockpass ID.